Hello, long time no see.
We have decided to open our staff applications once more to see what hidden talent we're missing out on the hotel. If you feel that you're capable of being our latest staff members, feel free to apply with the following form attached by clicking here or the link at the bottom of the article.
There is no closing date on these applications, so feel free to take your time. We won't be picking any time soon but it's nice to have a form that is open for us to read when we think it's time to hire new staff. If you have any questions about staff applications, feel free to ask any of our managers or administrators - however, we won't help you with your application. This is something we want to see from your minds, not our own.
So, if you feel that you're handsome, have an amazing jawline, a online gaming master, capable of winning back to back tournaments, not a quitter, determined, hard-working, no weak-spots, the ultimate invention of man-kind: apply today.
Click the link. I bet you won't, coward.